Hello there, little monsters. Our Caption Contest is continuing its spooky romp through October, bringing you some scary images from Breath of the Wild. We started off the month with a skeletal horse image last week, and we’re just going to keep ramping up the spooky with each new week. This week’s image features the lovable Kilton, proprietor of Fang and Bone, your number one shop for monster paraphernalia.

Last Week’s Contest:

Thanks to everyone who participated last week. This cursed horse definitely brought out some great entries.

By: Shawna A. Harper

By: Kayla Akers

By: OneBERNman

By: Cintratton

By: LooneyBoyGamer

And here are our non-photo caption winners:

  • espy0910: “They probably shouldn’t of kept my horse with me in the Shrine of Resurrection 100 years ago”
  • Lifeoflink: “I told you I was hungry enough to eat a horse.”
  • Matt Kitt: “I asked this horse to go adventuring with me, but he didn’t have the *guts* to do it”
  • Great Dragon Master: “The man that runs the stall is definitely going to have a bone to pick with me after this one.”
  • Nikki Thumann: “Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!”

This Week’s Contest:

Fang and Bone was probably one of the coolest additions to Breath of the Wild. My wallet is just full of Mon now.

Here are the guidelines:

  • Please refrain from using offensive material (racial, sexual, overuse of offensive language, etc.) We want to make the contest fun and accessible for fans of all ages. When in doubt, keep it Nintendo.
  • If you don’t have the ability to edit the image, just leave it as a comment. We make sure to have a separate list of winners for this category.
  • Photo editing and manipulation (i.e. Photoshop) is allowed, but these entries will be part of a separate list of winners for this category.
  • Everyone is entitled to their own opinion at Zelda Informer. In fact, we encourage discussion based on those opinions. However, please do not insult other fans’ work. What may be funny to one person may not hold true for another…and that’s OK.
  • Have fun and be creative!

Don’t forget to check back throughout the week and upvote your favorites, and maybe you will be one of next week’s winners!

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  • Jebradiah Drake

    Link: So this new currency system you’ve set up… Mon, was it called? You believe this is a better tool of trade than traditional rupees?

    Kilton: Absolutely, the system of rupees only rewards greedy royal investors and tiny children who break other people’s pottery collections, whereas Mon is only disturbed to hard working monster hunters protecting their villages and then is spread across other members of Hyrule’s economy.

    Link: Sounds great! Here’s all the monster loot I’ve collected thus far, sign me up!

    Kilton: Well that’s fantastic, a really smart decision young man! We can put that monster loot into a Mon market mutual fund that will reinvest the the earnings into Gerudo accounts with compounding interest ANNNND IT’S GONE.

  • Jebradiah Drake

    Link: So this new currency system you’ve set up… Mon, was it called? You believe this is a better tool of trade than traditional rupees?

    Kilton: Absolutely, the system of rupees only rewards greedy royal investors and tiny children who break other people’s pottery collections, whereas Mon is only disturbed to hard working monster hunters protecting their villages and then is spread across other members of Hyrule’s economy.

    Link: Sounds great! Here’s all the monster loot I’ve collected thus far, sign me up!

    Kilton: Well that’s fantastic, a really smart decision young man! We can put that monster loot into a Mon market mutual fund that will reinvest the the earnings into Gerudo accounts with compounding interest ANNNND IT’S GONE. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7309604ffd26b8c495cf50360ca4ea69cbb4515dd72a2b93e23c5a3159351da.jpg

  • Matt Kitt

    I run costumer care.
    Monster masks, cool glow in the dark stuff, whatever you need

  • Dylan

    Kilton: “what are ya buyin,mate?”
    Link: well I could really use a salad, maybe a burger with fries. does it come with anything like that?
    Kilton: Mate, yeah got the wrong store, this is a Halloween store.
    Link: okay, can I get something fresh? Like some chicken?
    Kilton: BOY, YOUR STUPID!!

    #BaskinRobbinsAlwaysknows #Antman

  • Matheas
  • AnonymousGX

    Is this the Fang and Bone?

    No, this is Kilton.

  • Great Dragon Master

    Link: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN you sold the Majora’s Mask!?!”

  • Phoebe Gouette

    “DON’T MOVE. I’m testing something called hypnosis.”

  • PixelHollo

    “Welcome to the Fang and Bone. What? Were you expecting the Great Fairy?”

  • Invisible Opinion
    • Invisible Opinion

      I wanted to say Jesus Christ, thinking that while I am a Christian, others will take it lightly, but wondered about how much the rules cover. Then again, more recent submissions of Caption Contest have a bit of swearing in them and yet no one went against those.