Life at corporate Nintendo isn't as exciting as we think it is. We'd like to think it's all about exploring the forests of Japan for inspiration, but in reality, it's mostly sitting around watching PowerPoint presentations, the latest of which comes from Nintendo president Satoru Iwata. After knocking the audience out with slide after slide of financial information in his "Third Quarter Financial Results Briefing," the room was brought the room back to life by confirming Zelda Wii's appearance at this year's E3. That's only five months away, kids.

The report also tells us to expect Metroid: Other M this summer, a Super Mario Galaxy sequel sometime this year, and software implementing the Wii Vitality Sensor finally being unveiled at E3. Catch the text version here, and video + slides here.