The Kid From Spy Kids Discusses The Timeline

By Nick Geml on December 11, 2009 11:56 PM | Permalink | 14 Comments


My dude is on his game. You kids might as well just retire. Part two below:

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TheLightArrow | December 12, 2009 1:04 AM

LOLOLOL we need him on ZI!

Might as well just give up now.

*Throws years of timeline theory files into furnace*

"This girl, I forgot what her name was"

Quoted from the "man" who is trying to act as a body of knowledge D:

*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facedesk*
*slits wrists*

Not to mention he doesn't even answer the big question :O 'why did i waste my internet loading that kids video?'

LOZ Historian | December 12, 2009 8:59 AM

Great. A timeline critic.

This is the commercialism that SERIOUS BUSINESS needs. Why didn't anyone see this coming?

LOZ Historian | December 12, 2009 9:06 AM

Note to Self:

One of these days I might open my own YouTube Channel and make a series over various aspects of Zelda Theorizing.

May even dress up as my common avatar theme I use on the forums and do crazy shit to spice things up. Who knows.

This kid cracks my shit up.

there are so many wrong things in this and he doesn't even make his own timeline up he chooses someone elses as his own, and that's not even the worst part, he chose ocarinahero's

too bad almost every single timeline he said has to be false because of the new spirit tracks game. :/ it proves that the "new hyrule" aspect has come into play and all timelines based on geography are voided.

Murdok Dracul | December 12, 2009 4:49 PM

GRR! This kid doesn't know what he's talking about, he makes completely stupid points and his explanation is that the people who believe in certain things are 'stupid'. What the f-? He doesn't even take the arguments of the three discussed theorists into account - he just gives his own reasons why they can't happen without exploring any other possibilities. I would encourage him to keep trying 'til he gets it right, but...I'm sure he'd be wasting his time.

Children should not be allowed near Zelda. (Yeah. I know what I just said.)

Smart Kid

hylianhero5249 | December 12, 2009 10:37 PM

I want my 15 or so minutes back.

"Children should not be allowed near Zelda timelines."

Fix'd

I made it 5 minutes

lmao @ this having over 1k views

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