Routinely hilarious humor and video site, Cracked.com, recently compiled a list of 12 video game characters with undiagnosed severe mental disorders. Naturally, our little green hero made the cut.

Surprisingly, however, Link wasn't included because of his willingness to continually put his ass on the line and rescue a chick that would be lucky to score a six on the hotness scale, but because of a hoarding disorder--collecting of dozens of practically useless items. Their treatment is simple: show Link what could become of him if help isn't acquired.



Gouge your eyes out and ask a friend to read the full list to you here.